Ever curious? Are any of you as confused and confounded as moi? When laundry time rolls around, as it invariably does, has it struck you that, having taken the time to be certain that your boxer shorts, panties, slacks, shirts, t-shirts and shorts are all put into the wash right-side out yet, more than not, come out of the wash inside-out?
Paradoxically, have you ever noticed that when you put your boxer shorts, panties, slacks, shirts, t-shirts and shorts into the wash inside-out, more than not they still return to you in similar fashion, inside-out?
Taking this a step further, have you ever carefully counted the number of boxer shorts, panties, slacks, shirts, t-shirts and shorts that are thrown into the wash, half inside-out, half right-side out that, more than not, they return to you in similar disarray, half inside-out, half right-side out?
Our minds, filled with curiosity, have you ever taken the time to question why this is so? Why is it that when you make sure all your boxer shorts, panties, slacks, shirts, t-shirts and shorts, when thrown into the wash and carefully and meticulously turned right-side out, more than not, return to you in dissimilar fashion, inside-out?
If you’ve noticed this as similar to that of my own observances then, more than not, you’e the kind of person that has likely contemplated the age-old question: when a tree falls in a forest, is there indeed a sound, though there is no one there to hear it?
Additionally, have you found your mind engrossed in such philosophical pondering as one’s own navel or the sound of one hand clapping?
Then I would strongly encourage you to take up a hobby such as model-airplane-building, fishing, golf, karaoke, sky diving, badminton, knitting, anything to keep you from becoming a mindless droll, whose only accomplishment in life is that of such dribble as this writing!